How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'?

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598 points | by gpi 12 hours ago

65 comments

  • simonw 3 hours ago
    The thing that really confuses me about this is that it has very real negative consequences. I cannot have a conversation about Copilot!

    If someone says "I used Copilot to..." or "Copilot is great for..." or "Copilot sucks because..." they haven't communicated any useful information to me, because I have no idea what product they are talking about.

    And if I ask them (which I always do) they still have trouble describing the product, because Microsoft give them no help at all. How DO you explain that something was the Copilot thing that's a feature on GitHub.com that shows up in the web interface there, as opposed to whatever the heck other forms of GitHub Copilot.

    (Amusingly there are 15 "GitHub Copilot..." products listed on the linked website and I can't tell which if any of those 15 corresponds to the chat UI on the logged in GitHub.com homepage, or that's available in the "Agents" tab in a repository.)

    Surely Microsoft feel this pain all the time? Bug reports in "Copilot" must be almost impossible to interpret.

    • cmsefton 40 minutes ago
      What are being called GitHub Copilot Products seems to confuse products with licensing plan and features.

      I always think of GitHub Copilot as the product.

      I can purchase the Business or Enterprise plan.

      That enables features like Reviews, Chat and so on.

      IMO this chart (at least for GitHub Copilot) is confusing products, features and licensing.

      That's not to say it isn't confusing understanding what features are available when you get a GitHub Copilot license, but calling them all Products feels wrong. I can't purchase GitHub Copilot Reviews separately as far as I'm aware.

      • cineticdaffodil 0 minutes ago
        They wouldnt intentionally prompt mangle the product for their default offering to have a bigger up sales path ?
    • whilenot-dev 1 hour ago
      That almost seems like a deliberate strategy by some "genius" PM... a lot less bug reports for specific products with actionable items for their teams, in favor of more insufficient reports to blame the one creating the report instead.
    • qxxx 55 minutes ago
      at my workplace some of the devs are using github copilot (their own private account). Boss said that our company already has copilot and everyone can use it instead of private accounts.. it is enabled in our microsoft account. Of course, this is not what the devs need. Now I understand why this is so confusing, because there are many copilot products.
  • thedelanyo 10 hours ago
    Someone said - in Linux, everything is a file. In Microsoft, everything is a copilot. Lol.
    • MarsIronPI 6 hours ago
      I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux is in fact not the origin of the "everything is a file". More properly, "everything is a file" is a Unix concept and Unix's creators deserve credit for the idea. Though Plan9 carries it out much better: Unix networking isn't file-based, Plan9's is.

      Sorry, I couldn't resist.

      • zahlman 6 hours ago
        I was thinking more along the lines of "what you're referring to as Windows is in fact Copilot/Windows"....
        • zenoprax 5 hours ago
          SlopPilot/NT?

          > I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Windows, is in fact, NT/SlopPilot+Windows, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Copilot plus Copilot plus Copilot.

      • beAbU 12 minutes ago
        did you remember to push your glasses up your nose bridge before writing your comment
      • direwolf20 58 minutes ago
        Not everything is a file, in linux or unix.
      • DiscourseFan 6 hours ago
        [flagged]
    • layer8 9 hours ago
      We are still missing "Windows Subsystem for Copilot".
      • rhet0rica 8 hours ago
        Never understood this about Windows Subsystem for Linux naming, nor its predecessor Windows Services for Unix. Surely Linux is the subsystem running on Windows? Should we now reinterpret Windows for Workgroups as a means of astrally projecting your organization inside Windows 3.11?! The dative only works ONE way, Microsoft!

        I guess they really just didn't want a product name to start with the name of a competitor's product. I bet Copilot can fix this...

        • layer8 8 hours ago
          A "Windows subsystem" is a specific interface between user-mode applications and the Windows kernel. It's a technical notion that exists in Windows. So there are different Windows subsystems for different types of applications. The naming convention is "Windows subsystem for <application type>". It makes more sense when you read it as "Windows subsystem for [running] Linux [applications]".

          WSL2 deviates from the native concept of what a Windows subsystem is; it is named that way because it is the successor of the original WSL.

          • dataflow 4 hours ago
            I believe you're almost entirely wrong unfortunately. It is true that Windows has subsystems as a technical feature, yes. However, I don't think it's true that WSL (v1, let alone v2) was part of that architecture, despite the name. AFAIK that existing subsystem notion was a user-mode one, where each subsystem was built mostly in user-mode on top of the NT ("native") subsystem, with binaries in the PE format. WSL just completely ignored the whole thing, and even the existing notion of processes, and came up with a separate new thing called "picoprocesses" that it (barely?) wired through some critical kernel components via a custom driver that executed Linux binaries intact, implementing the Linux syscalls.

            If you want a list of actual subsystems Windows recognizes, this should be pretty accurate:

            https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/win32/debug/pe-for...

            The real reason for calling it a subsystem was almost entirely for familiarity with the previous concept of running Linux programs on Windows, which were based on that subsystem feature (the POSIX subsystem and the Subsystem for UNIX-based Applications).

          • jasomill 6 hours ago
            This, and it may have also been a legal thing. "Product for Third-Party OS" has been accepted as a descriptive use of a third-party trademark for decades, requiring only proper attribution rather than a license, whereas marketing a product that didn't even originally use the Linux kernel as a "Linux Subsystem" might have been considered riskier by Microsoft's lawyers in spite of the nonstandard use of the former.
            • al_borland 1 hour ago
              It could be even more simple. Microsoft would want to their own product, Windows, to come before Linux in the name.

              I read through the brand guidelines where I work, and we have a similar stipulation. Maybe there is some law mixed in there, but from a pure branding play, a company will never want to put someone else first.

          • GeekyBear 5 hours ago
            WSL was a traditional subsystem in the Windows NT tradition, it just never worked properly.

            WSL2 runs real Linux in a virtual machine.

          • zarzavat 7 hours ago
            > It makes more sense when you read it as "Windows subsystem for [running] Linux [applications]".

            You can't have ellipsis when the shortened version already has its own meaning.

            X for Y when both X and Y are nouns means that X is part of Y, not that Y is part of X.

            e.g. "I bought new tyres for my car". The tyres are part of my car. You can't flip it and say "I bought new my car for tyres", it's just not how the word "for" works.

            Grammatically it has to be "Linux for Windows subsystem", or "Windows subsystem for running Linux" as you said. The verb is essential for it to parse correctly.

            • ternaryoperator 7 hours ago
              There are many exceptions to what you state as an ironclad rule: i bought a display case for my baseball, i bought an album for my photos, etc. “for” can go in either direction.
        • tempaccount5050 8 hours ago
          It's a Windows subsystem. For running Linux.
          • nandomrumber 5 hours ago
            Sub for system Windows Linux.

            It’s a proper noun, there are no rules.

        • wtallis 8 hours ago
          > Surely Linux is the subsystem running on Windows?

          Only in version 2. WSL1 didn't run a Linux kernel, just provided binary compatibility to run Linux userspace programs.

        • astafrig 5 hours ago
          The thing they “didn’t want to [do]” was infringe on the Linux trademark.
        • ChadNauseam 7 hours ago
          > I guess they really just didn't want a product name to start with the name of a competitor's product.

          Probably, but I doubt linux wants it either. People might think it's some official linux product.

      • xattt 9 hours ago
        Copilot Subsystem for Copilot
        • netule 7 hours ago
          Copilot Copilot for Copilot
          • microtonal 2 hours ago
            Someone can probably make a valid "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" out of Copilot.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffal...

          • mrbonner 4 hours ago
            You're talking about the aladeen or that aladeen? I don't understand which aladeen you are talking about.
          • GolfPopper 6 hours ago
            You could try Copilot Copilot for Windows with Windows Copilot. I know it's still got Copilot in it, but not as much as Copilot Copilot Copilot Copilot MS Office for Windows Copilot.
          • SXX 6 hours ago
            Copilot Copilot Copilot Copilot
            • bryanrasmussen 2 hours ago
              I guess it does sort of work as a "grammatical infinity" idea https://medium.com/luminasticity/cardinality-and-growth-rate...

              Like an imperative, because copilot can exist as a verb, I copilot a plane, and Copilot can exist as a software product, and as a helper in a software product that is itself a software product that helps you use the software product it is a helper to

              So Copilot copilot! could be an imperative for Copilot to Copilot, and Copilot Copilot could be a description of a software product that helps people use a software product named Copilot, but the second is not really grammatically correct as a sentence, whereas the imperative is.

              So in the end I guess you could have a Copilot Copilot..[infinite Copilots]..copilot!

            • unangst 6 hours ago
              Copilot copilots Copilot copilots copilot copilot Copilot copilots
              • simonw 3 hours ago
                Woah that actually works...

                Microsoft-Copilot-branded copilots, which other Microsoft-Copilot-branded copilots assist, themselves assist Microsoft-Copilot-branded copilots.

              • x______________ 1 hour ago
                I just woke up, please for the love of ai slop, stop before you break my definition of the word copilot!

                (Fun fact: If you repeat a word sufficiently, it will lose its meaning..)

            • adharmad 6 hours ago
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    • wlesieutre 6 hours ago
      It’s IBM 15 yers ago when everything was Watson
      • al_borland 1 hour ago
        We see how that worked out for them.
    • jeffhwang 9 hours ago
      Halo Cortana AI: Copilot for Combat 2026
      • beAbU 9 minutes ago
        At some point there was an "AI" assistant in windows called Cortana. I think it was a lovely little joke and a nod to their fun side. Unique name, easy to remember. Like Apple's Siri.

        I'm sad they replaced it with copilot.

    • Waterluvian 10 hours ago
      Microsoft .NET Copilot
      • NooneAtAll3 8 hours ago
        Microsoft .Copilot ?
      • gedy 10 hours ago
        Microsoft Azure .NET Copilot 365
        • VladVladikoff 9 hours ago
          I’ve been wondering lately if the next Xbox will have “copilot” in the name. With an easy to accidentally press dedicated button on the controller that interrupts the game you’re playing to start an AI chat.
          • MYEUHD 7 hours ago
            • trashcan 7 hours ago
              And of course it doesn't even work on Xbox.
          • iknowstuff 9 hours ago
            They have that on windows game bar. Then you press the xbox button there’s a copilot “for games” there
          • anal_reactor 9 hours ago
            A valid use case would be AI pretending to be the second player so that you can pretend you're having friends over while actually you're alone. Schizophrenia-as-a-Service.
        • marcosdumay 7 hours ago
          Make it a cloud, on premisses and a desktop versions. All different.
        • gpi 9 hours ago
          Microsoft Azure .NET Core Copilot 355
          • malfist 9 hours ago
            Microsoft Azure .NET Core Copilot 355 (classic)
            • FridgeSeal 8 hours ago
              Microsoft Azure .NET Core Copilot 365 (classic) Professional Edition
        • hbarka 2 hours ago
          MS Power Azure Copilot 365
        • jen20 9 hours ago
          Live Ultimate Edition for Developers.
        • anal_reactor 9 hours ago
          Microsoft Azure .NET Copilot 365 Series X
      • aleph_minus_one 9 hours ago
        > Microsoft .NET Copilot

        Not to be confused with "Microsoft Copilot .NET". :-)

        • pluc 9 hours ago
          or Microsoft Copilot for .NET Core
          • aleph_minus_one 9 hours ago
            .NET Core does not exist anymore: it was renamed to .NET with .NET 5.0 (skipping version 4.0):

            > https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=.NET&oldid=134276...

            • da_chicken 9 hours ago
              That's because .Net 4 has been the .Net Framework's current version since 2010. It's basically the same reason they never made Windows 9.

              They dropped the Core designation because they're still trying to encourage people to migrate so they can take .Net Framework out behind the shed where Silverlight went. v5 was a convenient time to start that whole process of re-integration.

    • hideout_berlin 1 hour ago
      loool
  • dwedge 1 hour ago
    Microsoft has always seemed to be a little chaotic and buggy in everything it did, but it was always dominant and assertive. Recently it seems like they might be about to do the impossible and throw away that market position - their cloud is imploding, they all but gave up on their AI goals, apparently the Windows UI is designed now by employees who use Macs so never use their own dog food, and while I don't believe all the people saying they'll move the Linux, I'm wondering what it takes for a few large businesses to make to the macbook Neo. At this point it's mostly 365 holding people in, and that's cross compatible
    • chirau 26 minutes ago
      Do you have any numbers to support your claim that Azure is imploding? Or that they gave up on AI goals?

      Both Azure and Intelligent Cloud continue to beat expectations in revenue and adoption.

      Don't just make stuff up because you don't like the product or company.

    • make3 1 hour ago
      gaming too I guess still
      • zero_bias 1 hour ago
        This won’t last for long too. Valve with SteamDeck and apparent future release of SteamMachine/SteamOS is preparing users for Linux gaming
  • lateforwork 11 hours ago
    Copilot is just Microsoft's term for AI. How many products have Copilot? Just about all of them.
    • ValentineC 11 hours ago
      > Copilot is just Microsoft's term for AI.

      This comment really helps me put things in perspective.

      I'm guess now that it's Microsoft's way of naming their LLM-powered products/features, the same way "Azure" is basically their codename for "cloud".

      • lloydatkinson 8 hours ago
        I’ve absolutely seen adverts on TV in the UK by Microsoft advertising Microsoft Cloud. Azure was not mentioned anywhere…
        • wildzzz 5 hours ago
          Maybe that's because they don't want people who've never heard of Azure to just let it blend into the wide spectrum of cloud products whereas Microsoft is something almost everyone would recognize.
      • Pxtl 10 hours ago
        Except they named their local hosted version of TFS/VSTS Azure DevOps Server (where the cloud version is Azure DevOps Services).

        They just like branding their dev tools for whatever they're pushing at the time. In 2002 they named Visual Studio "Visual Studio .NET".

        • mynameisvlad 4 hours ago
          That's because TFS/VSTS followed the same naming convention where the "S" stood for either Server or Services. Once they rebranded the Azure-backed hosted version Azure DevOps Services, then it no longer really made sense to do anything but rename the self hosted version in the same fashion.

          It would have been more confusing to have Visual Studio Team Server and Azure DevOps Services being the same product but hosted differently.

        • jasomill 6 hours ago
          Not just developer tools, reusing trademarks in general.

          At one point the next version of Windows Server 2003 was going to be Windows .NET Server.

          Also Windows CE, Outlook Express, Xbox App, Xbox Game Pass for PC, Visual Studio Code, Visual Studio for Mac, Microsoft Office Excel, Microsoft Office Word, etc.

          • nandomrumber 5 hours ago
            There is no perfect pasta sauce.

            Only perfect pasta sauces.

            Howard R. Moskowitz is an American market researcher and psychophysicist. He is known for the detailed study he made of the types of spaghetti sauce and horizontal segmentation. By providing a large number of options for consumers, Moskowitz pioneered the idea of intermarket variability as applied to the food industry.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Moskowitz

    • al_borland 58 minutes ago
      A product doesn’t have to have every feature baked into the name.

      They could simply have marketing that talked about “<product name>, now with Copilot”. Eventually the marking moves on to the next thing, Microsoft products already became synonymous with Copilot/AI due to the marking and general use, and the names stay clean and consistent over time.

    • hamasho 10 hours ago
      It makes sense. And Google is its own way to name all AI products “Gemini”.
      • yreg 10 hours ago
        Which is unusually simple. I would expect Google to use 10 more marketing names simultaneously without any logic to the product lines.
        • jayknight 10 hours ago
          Next year they will introduce "hAIngouts" as an AI chat bot.
          • layer8 9 hours ago
            Ouch. Maybe "Google wAIve" for collaborative chats.
        • ayewo 9 hours ago
          > Which is unusually simple. I would expect Google to use 10 more marketing names simultaneously without any logic to the product lines.

          I think they were lucky this time that they landed a good name after only a few iterations that has since stuck.

          Anyone remember Google Bard or LaMDA?

          • chirau 7 hours ago
            The r/Bard subreddit is still quite active for some reason. Reminds me of Google Glass.
          • spencerflem 7 hours ago
            I still like the name Bard
        • owlninja 8 hours ago
          Didn't it start as Bard?
          • surajrmal 5 hours ago
            Well it depends on what you're talking about. The model names were originally called lambda, followed by palm and then finally gemini. The chatbot product was internally known as meena, launched as Bard, and then transitioned to Gemini once the Gemini model came out.
        • chatmasta 10 hours ago
          They’ve improved it since the initial launch when the service, model names and plan names all sounded similar and contradictory.
        • nurettin 3 hours ago
          there is vertex ai, notebooklm, antigravity, nano banana, veo, lyria, the open models are gemma and gato
      • Twirrim 10 hours ago
        And IBM has "Watson"
        • lschueller 10 hours ago
          SAP sales reps used HANA for "cloud" in the beginning... Which was bs back then and is today. But while everybody wanted to be in the cloud, SAP sales was scared to not be with the cool kids, when they do not somehow add to the cloud talk
        • tylerchilds 9 hours ago
          And Silly has Silly!
      • conductr 9 hours ago
        Probably will use other astrology terms. Like the way android is named for desserts.
        • hanspeter 1 hour ago
          It most certainly isn't astrology that was on Google's mind when they decided for Gemini.
        • throwaway173738 4 hours ago
          Google Scorpio will be their best model yet, except sometimes it will say things that cut you to the core.
      • idontwantthis 10 hours ago
        But they put Gemini in google docs, they didn’t rename Docs to Gemini like Microsoft did.
      • gedy 10 hours ago
        I think they'll more likely launch competing AI projects like 'Aquarius' and 'Doh' or something
    • jtokoph 10 hours ago
      Great point. We’re about to get a wave of Apple Products with “Apple Intelligence” in a similar way.
      • al_borland 55 minutes ago
        I don’t think we’ll see Apple actually rename all their apps over it. It’s simply a feature, it doesn’t change what the app is.

        Also, Apple tends to make system services that are implemented once and work across all apps I the OS, like with their writing tools. The app didn’t change, it can just take advantage of a new system level feature… and so can 3rd party apps.

      • vjvjvjvjghv 9 hours ago
        If they ever get Apple Intelligent going.
    • whynotmaybe 10 hours ago
      Is it in solitaire or minesweeper?
      • hebelehubele 10 hours ago
        Be careful what you wish for
      • excalibur 7 hours ago
        Microsoft Copilot for Microsoft Flight Simulator
        • MarsIronPI 6 hours ago
          Microsoft Flight Copilot for airline pilots!
      • aleph_minus_one 9 hours ago
        Microsoft should add a new game to Windows to accustom Windows users to Copilot.
        • hcs 7 hours ago
          There's a restrictions on games with even simulated gambling
      • didgetmaster 9 hours ago
        Just what we need...AI agents that will play our games for us!
      • shiandow 9 hours ago
        Didn't they kill those?
    • iAMkenough 4 hours ago
      Does Office exist or not? I thought it was rebranded to Copilot365
    • IshKebab 10 hours ago
      Yeah imagine if they had unique product names for "AI in OneDrive", "AI in SharePoint", "AI in Outlook"... That would be even more ridiculous.
      • mynameisash 8 hours ago
        I think this is the right answer. I am frustrated by Copilot and by many aspects of AI, but to me it seems like straightforward branding: you use a Microsoft product, you want to use AI in it, you look for Copilot (name and/or icon).

        To me, the issue isn't that they've named so many things 'Copilot' but rather that Copilot is in every goddamn product.

        • marcosdumay 7 hours ago
          You are the second person that implies that "Copilot" is just a complement that identifies part of some software...

          Microsoft has been replacing most of their brands by Copilot. There's no searching for it in a product, the product is named "Copilot".

      • ddtaylor 10 hours ago
        Not if AI is ultimately a commodity, which it likely is. We don't want or need branded terms for other common features, like networking or files. In the early days of networking, before it was standard, there were attempts to brand things like NetBIOS with IPX and such. I don't want to repeat all of that every time some company wants to establish vendor lockin or branding.
  • chatmasta 11 hours ago
    I don’t use windows, so most of this doesn’t affect me, but I do use GitHub and VSCode. Can anyone clarify, once and for all, whether “GitHub Copilot” and “VSCode Copilot” (sic?) are the same product? The documentation isn’t even clear, and it’s important because it affects billing. How do these two products interact and where do they NOT overlap?

    This confusion even bleeds into other coding harnesses. I have no idea which GitHub MCP server I setup in Claude Code, but the domain has “githubcopilot” in it. Am I burning copilot tokens (or “requests” or whatever is their billing unit) when I use this from Claude?

    • shireboy 11 hours ago
      Git is a distributed source control system. It's open source and you can use it to version source code on your drive and/or a remote git repository.

      Github is one of the most popular git repository hosts. In addition to source repositories, it has other services like issue tracking and wikis.

      A while back, Microsoft bought Github.

      "Github Copilot" is a service you can buy (with limited free sku) from Github that adds AI capabilities to your Github subscription.

      One of the ways you can use Github Copilot is by using the GitHub Copilot extension for VSCode. This extension lets you use chat inside VSCode in such a way that it can read and write code. It lets you pick which LLM model you want to use: Claude Sonnet, Opus, OpenAI GPT, etc., from the ones they support.

      Note you don't need another subscription if you only use Github Copilot. They pay Anthropic, you pay Github. You _might_ want another subscription directly with Anthropic if, say, you want to use Claude Code instead.

      "VSCode Copilot" isn't a thing. Some people might call Github Copilot extension for VSCode "VSCode Copilot".

      Github MCP server lets AI tools like GitHub Copilot extension for VSCode, Claude Code, or any tool that supports MCP use your Github account to do things like pull requests, read issues, etc. Just using it from Claude Code would not use Github Copilot tokens, UNLESS you used it to work against your Github Copilot service. You would not need a Github Copilot subscription to use it for example to create a pull request or read an issue. But it would use your Github Copilot tokens if, say, you used the MCP from Claude Code to assign a task to Github Copilot. It uses githubcopilot domain because they built it mostly for Github Copilot to use, though MCP is an open standard so it can be used from any MCP-supporting AI tool.

      • aucisson_masque 10 hours ago
        Sidenote but I don't get why you would want to pay github to run Claude on your code.

        Yeah github pays Claude but what's the point ?

        • gWPVhyxPHqvk 10 hours ago
          It's massively cheaper. Copilot charges per request, which with some clever prompting, can lead to huge amounts of work being done at fractions of the cost of Claude Code. Millions of tokens for mere pennies. MS must be taking a huge hit somewhere, because I'm probably getting 10-20x my value out of GH relative to CC.

          I am not locked in to Anthropic, either. I can easily switch between GPT and Gemini models based on how I think each would perform in various scenarios. That's a big win. I use a lot of design with Opus, implement with GPT 5.4.

          Also, Github Copilot CLI is pretty much at feature parity (for the stuff that matters) with Claude Code. Using both at work and home, I don't think there's much difference in features between the two. Maybe I'm not a super power user, and just a regular dumb user, but GH doesn't seem buggy and everything I think I'd want to do with CC I can do with GH.

          • amy1173 7 hours ago
            I'm spending a literal fortune on CC - we also have GH Copilot but the devs imply that CC is better? Will the Github Copilot let us access skills and agent frameworks in CC?
            • mynameisvlad 4 hours ago
              Devs say a lot of uninformed things. With a heavy predisposition to hating the "legacy" monoliths that are Microsoft and by association GitHub.

              Yes, Copilot supports skills. Practically all agents support very similar feature sets or are actively building up parity support if not already there. The only real difference between systems is the prompt and payment method. Copilot even allows you to use Anthropic's own skills repository: https://github.com/anthropics/skills

              https://docs.github.com/en/copilot/concepts/agents/about-age... details the support for skills. https://docs.github.com/en/copilot/concepts/agents/copilot-c... details the CLI tool in general, which seems more or less on par with Claude Code's.

              • walthamstow 2 hours ago
                It's a bit rich to go around calling people uninformed because they prefer one harness to another, particularly when you are recommending GHC as comparable to CC.
                • nfg 2 hours ago
                  Have you used the gh copilot cli? What would stand out most to you as gaps right now?
                  • walthamstow 2 hours ago
                    IME is is less capable of performing complex work, more frequently goes down blind alleys and needs correcting, that kind of thing. It's night and day vs CC.
                    • nfg 1 hour ago
                      And this has been comparing like for like with CC - say Opus 4.6 on the same reasoning effort? Hasn’t been my experience particularly but fair enough. I do tend to use them in different situations (CC outside of work).
                      • walthamstow 1 hour ago
                        Even if it is close, maybe GHC CLI has improved in the last month since I last used it, I know you didn't say it but calling people uninformed because they prefer one or the other is just wrong.
                        • nfg 1 hour ago
                          I’d agree, though maybe there’s a more charitable reading of the OP - “uninformed” is one of those accusations that it’s rarely very polite or fair to level against an individual but sometimes is reasonable against a group based on observation. My experience would be that it’s true that “devs says lots of uninformed things” - and I’d include myself in that. It’s been my experience that it’s particularly tough in this space at this time because:

                          1. Tooling is changing very fast but people tend to form sticky opinions (reasonably enough - there’s only so much time in the world).

                          2. It’s just hard to form robust objective opinions - you have to make a real effort to build test cases and evaluation processes and generally the barrier to entry there is pretty high.

                          So - I agree, calling people uninformed is not a great way to win them over, but maybe that’s the price of living in a world of anecdotes which become fixed in people’s minds.

          • maille 9 hours ago
            How can I learn that clever prompting?
            • esafak 9 hours ago
              Try to pack as much clear work into your prompt as you can so you don't go back and forth.
              • chatmasta 8 hours ago
                Do hacks like “read prompt.md, and follow its instructions. When you’re done, read it again and follow its instructions.” And then you have some background process appending to the file to keep it warm and you just keep writing there?
                • esafak 6 hours ago
                  You could do that. I was just trying to say that if you make your original prompt complete enough, and you have well-defined success criteria, you can tell it to keep going until they are met.
                  • Cerium 5 hours ago
                    Agreed - my experience mirrors this.

                    > "Fix the following compile errors" -> one shot try and stops.

                    > "Fix the following compile errors. When done, test your work and continue iterating until build passes without error" -> same cost but it gets the job done.

        • mschulkind 10 hours ago
          I use it because they offer absurdly cheap prices that they're clearly losing money on. I can get $1000 at API prices of Opus 4.6, for in the range of $2 my cost through copilot.
        • ponkpanda 10 hours ago
          Tighter (read better) integration with VSCode and Github than what you could get running claude code on the side.

          Your question does raise a valid point - Github Copilot's value proposition is fairly limited in my opinion. Not to say worthless but limited and clearly varies depending on how Githubbey your dev workflows are.

        • everfrustrated 10 hours ago
          The workflow that GitHub has for prompting agent inside the ide itself is by far and away the nicest and most intuitive I've used.

          Claude's integration looked like trash in comparison.

          Why would I lock myself into a single vendor when I can have access to all models.

          Also the GitHub subscription is a very good price.

          • chatmasta 10 hours ago
            Yeah, the workflow is superb. That’s what I miss most using Claude in a terminal inside VSCode. It doesn’t integrate with VSCode native diff tools like the native VSCode (GitHub Copilot does. The Claude extension in non-terminal mode is crap.
        • SturgeonsLaw 10 hours ago
          From a user point of view there's no real reason for it, from an admin point of view if your team is already using Github Enterprise then deploying it is basically hitting a toggle switch, and it has some more fine grained controls about what it can or can't do compared to Claude Code.
        • yreg 10 hours ago
          Most corporations have Microsoft already greenlisted as a vendor.

          Making it possible to buy something from Anthropic might require tedious paperwork for many of them.

          • duzer65657 9 hours ago
            you can also get a service contract via MS quite easily/cheaply, which mightnot help you with hard problems but does solve the easy ones. example: in earlydays we bought OpenAI API directly and via Azure; when we needed account service we got it immediately from MS instead of waitlists from OpenAI.
    • chokolad 11 hours ago
      > I don’t use windows, so most of this doesn’t affect me, but I do use GitHub and VSCode. Can anyone clarify, once and for all, whether “GitHub Copilot” and “VSCode Copilot” (sic?) are the same product? The documentation isn’t even clear, and it’s important because it affects billing. How do these two products interact and where do they NOT overlap?

      There is no VSCode Copilot. There is Github Copilot integration inside VS Code.

    • robocat 11 hours ago
      Niece comment tries to explain a little: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47643220
    • jiggunjer 1 hour ago
      Tldr yes they're the same agentic harness in different UIs. Web browser, android app, ide extension, cli tool. They all change the "how" but not the "what". You buy premium you get more prompts and models.
  • quag 11 hours ago
    It reminds me of around 2002 when Microsoft named everything ".net".
    • amanzi 11 hours ago
      Yep, I remember downloading a beta version of what would be eventually released as Windows Server 2003. The beta version was called Windows .Net Server 2003.
      • rdhatt 10 hours ago
        I had some books that referred to it as .NET Server printed before the name change. In the long history of terrible Microsoft names, this was a rare case where they were able to right the ship.
    • Findecanor 10 hours ago
      "Microsoft Surface" ...

      If had first meant a coffee table form factor PC with touch screen and special software, which was able to sense special objects placed on top of it. Then that was renamed to "PixelSense" [1] and "Surface" instead got put on a line of touchscreen tablet form factor PCs launched together with Windows 8. OK, reusing a strong name for a product line expected to sell more, and which still fit the theme made sense.

      .. but then the brand was also put on laptops, convertibles, desktop PC and an Android phone ... eh, OK, but at least those also had touch screens.

      ... but then the brand was also put on generic peripherals: keyboard, mouse, headphones, earbuds, etc. which diluted the brand to mean practically nothing. For example, a search for "surface keyboard", could result in a "type cover" for some kind of tablet PC or a keyboard intended for desktop computers.

      Microsoft later did the same with the "Microsoft Sculpt" brand. It was first a compact curved "sculpted" ergonomic keyboard with chiclet keys and an ergonomic mouse that were most often sold as a set. That got quite popular and so the brand achieved recognition. But later, Microsoft decided to reuse that brand for completely generic peripherals with no special ergonomic designs whatsoever.

      BTW. Not long after, Microsoft also released products with the similarly ungoogleable names "Microsoft Bluetooth Keyboard" and "Microsoft Ergonomic Keyboard".

      [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_PixelSense

    • pcurve 11 hours ago
      And “one” like most Fortune 500 companies.
      • auselen 11 hours ago
        one.copilot.net
    • bdcravens 10 hours ago
      Then they did the same thing to a lesser degree with "360", including the Xbox.
      • debugnik 10 hours ago
        Also Live. Windows Live [whatever], Xbox Live [whatever], Games for Windows - Live, Office Live.
      • karlitooo 10 hours ago
        Also 365 -_-
        • userbinator 1 hour ago
          The joke is "expect one day of downtime every leap year", but in practice it seems a bit more than that.
    • rowls66 10 hours ago
      Or when IBM renamed everything Websphere.
      • aleph_minus_one 9 hours ago
        > Or when IBM renamed everything Websphere.

        You mean "Web's fear"? ;-)

      • vjvjvjvjghv 9 hours ago
        And then Watson
    • FartyMcFarter 11 hours ago
      Soon: Copilot .NET .
    • Andrex 7 hours ago
      Being a (very) young script kiddie I was so confused it had nothing to do with the TLD. None of the sites were even hosted on a .net domain! "Wtf?"
    • alex1138 4 hours ago
      None of us had any idea what updates were supposed to be back then and yet those updates were probably less broken than they are now
    • hsbauauvhabzb 9 hours ago
      Which was arguably more problematic. Are you referring to a web address or a Microsoft product?
      • layer8 9 hours ago
        More importantly, you couldn't usefully search for it with the search engines of the time.
        • hsbauauvhabzb 8 hours ago
          I wonder how many human lifetimes of effort have been wasted due to poor naming decisions by Microsoft.
    • andrewmcwatters 11 hours ago
      [dead]
  • chatmasta 10 hours ago
    Related: a list of all Microsoft login portals (there are 609 of them).

    https://msportals.io/

    • smallerize 10 hours ago
      At least some of those were from acquisitions. All the Copilots are their own fault.
    • cranium 2 hours ago
      For a client I had to use "Windows App" to connect remotely to their cloud machine – and finding the app was the easy part.
    • fortran77 9 hours ago
      These drive my password manager nuts, especially when there are actually different logins for them. I just put a note in it saying exactly what service it's for.
    • stackghost 6 hours ago
      Holy shit.

      What the hell is Kevin Scott (Microslop's CTO) doing with his time? How can any reasonable leader look at this disaster and go "hmm, yes, this looks like a sane and sustainable setup for future growth"?

  • moezd 2 hours ago
    That's the point: If you receive a bug report about "Copilot" and it will take you forever to triage what's actually broken, then the ticket gets closed because it becomes stale eventually. Therefore you don't have a complaint anymore!
  • BirAdam 11 hours ago
    The only Microsoft products I’ve actively heard people desire within the last 5 years are VSCode and Excel. Microsoft have so severely damaged their brand that they’ve finally shed the image of oddly gray Dell midtowers running XP on Pentium 4.
    • Anamon 1 hour ago
      Not sure if it qualifies as a "product", but .NET is (these days) uncharacteristic for Microsoft as well. It's community-driven, very active, and quite liked by the people who use it.

      Somewhat more niche, I'd also add Access to the list. There is worryingly little development going on these days, but after all these decades there is no other product who came even remotely close to its quality. For quick local RDB stuff and some RAD, nothing is as quick and reliable. I still use it for all of my personal collection tracking, data modeling and prototyping for hobby projects, etc. The speed at which I can set up and adjust is unreal. I appreciate that LibreOffice are giving it a try with Base, but every time I try it, it takes me about 2 minutes until I find a basic, essential feature that's severely broken. (I guess I know which project I should start contributing to if I ever got into the mindset of doing some open-source work.)

    • tempaccount5050 8 hours ago
      The last company I worked for had copilot pretty well integrated into M365/Sharepoint/Teams. It didn't really help me get more work done but it was pretty clutch at finding information. "What meeting did we discuss such and such for X project?" And it'd get me the meeting with the notes and recording. "Which SharePoint site do the docs for that live in?" Etc. That was about all it was good for though.
      • marcosdumay 7 hours ago
        Copilot on Teams has become pretty good at transcribing meetings. What's a shame, because the previous system was very funny.
    • rr808 11 hours ago
      I work in big financials. Everything used to be built on Excel. A lot still is but Python/Jupyterhub or custom applications has taken over a lot of the complex stuff. Excel isn't really essential any more.
      • slaymaker1907 10 hours ago
        While less necessary with AI, Excel is still the king of data entry and basic data manipulation (sorting, filtering, updating, etc.). I’d say that SQLite with a GUI for visualization is a far stronger competitor than Jupyter at those sorts of things. You can do that stuff in Jupyter, but it’s easier in Excel.

        Jupyter also has a janky execution model. It doesn’t track dependencies so you have to be very careful in how you separate cells from one another and just running the whole notebook every time seems kind of pointless vs just writing a pure Python script.

    • tonypapousek 9 hours ago
      Not sure they count as “products” in this context, but TypeScript and Playwright are still nice.
      • ivanjermakov 8 hours ago
        And LSP, but because of TypeScript.
    • tomjen3 1 hour ago
      Windows is still the king for gaming. Word is better than Google Docs for anything but the absolute basics[0].

      But as a professional, it has no further use.

      [0]: Please tell me how I add a new paragraph style in Docs?

      • oneeyedpigeon 35 minutes ago
        I don't think you can add a new paragraph style in Docs. However, 99% of people I've known to use a word processor have never used that feature. Heck, I'd bet the majority of users don't even understand what a 'style' is; people just change the font size directly.
    • bdangubic 11 hours ago
      this is true only on HN. in reality, if you wanted a job where you did not use microsoft products you’d probably have to get a wrench and start doing plumbing work :)
      • lpcvoid 10 hours ago
        Nah, especially in technology it's very easy to avoid Microslop. I've done it successfully for many, many years.
        • bdangubic 9 hours ago
          possible, sure. easy, I would disagree. starting with government and any government contracting through most enterprises. startups etc perhaps but avoiding msft severely limits your options
      • Zambyte 9 hours ago
        Using Microsoft products and desiring Microsoft products are not the same thing.
  • guidedlight 11 hours ago
    Surprisingly, I immediately noticed that “Gaming Copilot” is missing (i.e. The version of Copilot that Microsoft shoehorned into the Xbox mobile app).
    • mrandish 11 hours ago
      > “Gaming Copilot” is missing

      It would be ironic if there was nothing called "CoPilot" for Microsoft Flight Simulator.

      • mcmcmc 10 hours ago
        The PM: “People love watching streamers play games, so people who play games must want to watch a game play itself! Introducing Xbox GamePass CoPilot with Microsoft Flight Simulator CoPilot+, all included with your GamePass Ultra subscription for $199.99 a month! Never play your games again!”
    • Elfener 56 minutes ago
      There is also another Xbox Copilot missing (though it has been renamed, probably due it not being an "AI"): https://support.xbox.com/en-US/help/account-profile/accessib...
  • schappim 10 hours ago
    Microsoft is not alone in this. Apple does the same thing!

    There is Siri on iPhone, Mac, Apple Watch, AirPods, HomePod, Apple TV, and CarPlay and are all different different incarnation of Siri (with different capabilities). Then there is everything else like the Siri Remote, Siri Suggestions (and all their types: Siri apps suggestions, Maps, keyboard, Share Sheet, etc), Siri Shortcuts, and Siri Knowledge (WolframAlpha + Wikipedia + other databases?).

    I'm sure 75% of these will be rebranded "Apple Intelligence" by the end of the year...

    • flexagoon 9 hours ago
      Idk, at least in Apple's case it all refers to a voice assistant and some of the features integrated with it.

      If they were like MS, they would add Siri into everything and then call it "Siri Cloud", "Siri Messages", etc (if they were even more like MS, iMessage would be "Siri 365 Communication Suite")

      • layer8 9 hours ago
        It also refers to various "smart" suggestions that have nothing to do with the voice assistant: https://support.apple.com/guide/iphone/turn-siri-suggestions...

        Nowadays Apple would brand such features as "Apple Intelligence", but since they already existed long before, they are "Siri".

        Though I agree that it's not quite as badly ubiquitous as Copilot.

      • schappim 9 hours ago
        These are all non talky talky: Siri Suggestions, Siri Knowledge (Safari / Spotlight Intelligence), Siri Shortcuts (Automation, not voice), Siri Intelligence (On-device ML features), Siri Widget/Watch face… you get the idea. There was a time when “Siri” was the catch all for Smart/ML.
      • ryandrake 9 hours ago
        > (if they were even more like MS, iMessage would be "Siri 365 Communication Suite")

        Siri 365 Communication Suite .NET Enterprise Edition With Copilot

        • rationalist 7 hours ago
          Thanks for the stroke. Where do I send the hospital bill?
      • phillipcarter 8 hours ago
        In Microsoft's case it refers to an LLM system with some features integrated.
    • goldenarm 9 hours ago
      The best move of Apple this decade was to ignore LLMs and let the others burn cash. Now they can use the mature Gemini for $1B. Brilliant.
    • dangus 9 hours ago
      Music the app and Music the subscription service are the two worst, tied with TV the app, TV the hardware device, and TV+ the subscription service. At least TV+ is named differently.

      Most Apple customers probably don’t even realize you can still do all the original iTunes stuff in Music (local music and syncing, CD burning, etc) purely due to the horrible branding.

  • billforsternz 3 hours ago
    I remember Joel of Joel on Software publicly working through the process of creating a remote desktop for normals type product called Copilot back in the day. If I remember correctly he had to pay quite a pretty penny to acquire copilot.com.

    I wonder if MS Copilot meant he made money on that investment?

  • firefoxd 9 hours ago
    Just this last week, I wrote about the confusion this creates in the workplace[0]. My coworker said "copilot" literally referring to any code assistant, the same way we say bandaid or kleenex. I thought he was talking about Copilot, the one I see nagging me on Microsoft teams. We had a full discussion about completely different tools without realizing it.

    [0]: https://idiallo.com/blog/what-is-copilot-exactly

    [1]: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47603231

    • morkalork 9 hours ago
      What's fun is getting into the co-pilot comparison conversational because they are definitely not all equal. Co-pilot 365 is a donkey for one
      • eterm 8 hours ago
        I refuse to believe any are as bad as the Azure Portal one.

        It feels like pre-GPT levels of smart.

  • TradingPlaces 11 hours ago
    For a moment it was called Microsoft Copilot for Microsoft 365. Naming things is hard.
    • harvey9 11 hours ago
      Reminds me of Microsoft OneCare which sounds like saying 'wanker' with a slight French accent
      • lucb1e 10 hours ago
        Claude sounds like bollocks in Dutch ('kloot')

        Pretty sure bollocks was the literal example I read on HN like 10 years ago of what your cool-sounding product name will turn out to mean in Spanish, but I can't remember if the moral of the story was to check every language or to just accept it because it'll happen anyway

        Anyway, the various tech podcasts caught on after a few episodes and seem to now pronounce it more foreignly, so it's now more like clod

    • Joeri 9 hours ago
      The name that still takes the cake is Github Advanced Security for Azure DevOps.
    • direwolf20 55 minutes ago
      Now 365 is also called Copilot, so it's Microsoft Copilot for Microsoft Copilot
    • chrisjj 11 hours ago
      > Naming things is hard

      ... for people really bad at it.

      • tanseydavid 9 hours ago
        "I'm Daryl. These are my 608 other brothers named Daryl"
  • CrzyLngPwd 48 minutes ago
    Surely it's just a synonym for 'agent' or 'helper'.
  • nlawalker 11 hours ago
    I actually was just thinking about doing something very similar for this but for "agent," specifically in the Microsoft ecosystem. There are a zillion different proper nouns (products, services, frameworks, toolkits and tools, SDKs etc.) containing "agent" now, plus a bunch of other things that are now "agentic".
    • smelendez 11 hours ago
      A ton of companies use agent/agentic to mean AI that does something with external effects, as opposed to a chatbot. I’m not sure if it’s overused per se or companies are just really pushing their AI features in general.
  • georgeburdell 11 hours ago
    Reminds me of the 2010s when IBM called everything Watson
  • aimadetools 1 hour ago
    It's a classic Microsoft branding mess. I have to stop and think which one they mean every time I see an article about it now.
  • ieie3366 11 hours ago
    Crazy how copilot was a great brand, and might even have been the first mass market LLM product (2022-2023 code autocomplete) but they completely ensloppified it
    • JumpCrisscross 11 hours ago
      > Crazy how copilot was a great brand, and might even have been the first mass market LLM product

      Cortana was a great brand. Clippy is still on the shelf. Copilot could have been a deep brand if they pulled it from their flight simulators. Instead it rings hollow of any meaning.

      • ValentineC 11 hours ago
        We definitely could have stuck with Cortana for a consumer-facing personal assistant. The first few Halo games were great.
      • twobitshifter 10 hours ago
        Right, they had Cortana right there for the built in windows function!
    • hocuspocus 10 hours ago
      I think it's fine. GitHub Copilot is popular as ever, especially in companies that have enterprise tier subscriptions. Plans for personal use pretty good too, pricing is competitive. The VS Code integration and agentic features aren't bad either.

      Developer tools live in their own space. And I assume most devs don't really care that "Copilot" started to show up everywhere, especially in MS365 products. At least I don't. Conversely, do non-technical people care where the term comes from, and now means "LLM integration" in a bunch of MS products?

      I think it's better that Google going through Bard, Gemini, IDX, Firebase Studio, Antigravity, ...

    • yunnpp 11 hours ago
      Slopya Nutella leaves no stone unslopped.
  • gwf 11 hours ago
    It's the new .NET in that it been so overused as to become almost meaningless.
    • layer8 11 hours ago
      It means “the AI thing we bolted on here”.
  • gucci_breakfast 5 hours ago
    What an absolutely ridiculous and deeply unserious organization
  • cylemons 3 hours ago
    I guess Microsoft wants us to think about all these copilots as a single product.

    Like, "the copilot in visual studio", "the copilot on github", "the copilot on office" etc.

  • r0m4n0 11 hours ago
    To be fair, Google does it too. I just had the product I work on renamed to Gemini Enterprise. Sure we use Gemini but it’s confusing because it’s not really an “enterprise” version of Gemini. It’s just a way to name drop what it uses under the hood. This was our third rename in 4 years so probably will change again soon
  • nfw2 7 hours ago
    Is there a copilot for Microsoft flight simulator though?
  • claysmithr 8 hours ago
    I can't wait for Copilot Copilot for Copilot 365 X Copilot X
  • shykes 2 hours ago
    This pattern seems to repeat itself often in large tech companies. Does anyone remember SAP Hana?
  • Dwedit 9 hours ago
    I have personally nullified one of those, namely the Copilot Key. It took a low level keyboard hook, and blocking a specific sequence of keys, then injecting the right ctrl key back.
  • jmorenoamor 2 hours ago
    I think they should start to think about having a pilot.
  • starkeeper 8 hours ago
    How many windows services or low level system dlls has Microsoft lost the source code for and or does not even know what they actually do?

    Copilot does not know either but I'm sure the answer is a much bigger number then anyone would be comfortable with.

  • yunnpp 11 hours ago
    Plot twist: he used Copilot to generate the figure.
  • billforsternz 3 hours ago
    We should probably be grateful Microsoft didn't name it .NET
  • Tiereven 7 hours ago
    I guess if Copilot were actually a singular entity that had all of these touch points and a decent security model to prevent unintentionally exposing your data - it would be pretty cool.
  • giancarlostoro 11 hours ago
    Its annoying especially since Copilot exists in Visual Studio (Code too I believe) and its not exactly "the same" thing as far as I can tell. I really hate Microsoft's naming conventions. At least call that one Copilot for Devs or something more meaningful.
    • ethmarks 11 hours ago
      The Copilot in Visual Studio (Code) is not the same as Microsoft's Copilot. The former is GitHub's AI product and the latter is Microsoft's AI product. You can tell them apart because GitHub Copilot's icon is a helmet with goggles and Microsoft Copilot's icon is a colourful swirl thing.

      It's wildly confusing branding not only because they're identically-named things that both repackage OpenAI's LLMs, but also because they're both ultimately owned by the same company.

      I can only assume that the conflicting naming convention was either due to sheer incompetence or because they decided that confusing users was advantageous to them.

      • chatmasta 10 hours ago
        And let’s not forget that Visual Studio Code (the IDE) is not Visual Studio (the IDE).
        • giancarlostoro 10 hours ago
          This is my biggest frustration as a full time .NET developer. Its especially worse when you're searching for Visual Studio (IDE) specifics, and get results for VS Code. It bewilders me why a company that owns a search engine names their products so poorly.
          • marcosdumay 6 hours ago
            > This is my biggest frustration as a full time .NET developer.

            Larger than the difference between the .Net Framework (that is a framework) and .Net Core (that is a framework)?

      • giancarlostoro 10 hours ago
        Copilot for Visual Studio (IDE) has multiple models, not just OpenAI models, it also includes Claude. It is basically a competitor to JetBrains AI.

        The only good "AI" editor that supports Claude Code natively has so far been Zed. It's not PERFECT, but it has been the best experience short of just running Claude Code directly in the CLI.

      • lou1306 11 hours ago
        > they're identically-named things that both repackage OpenAI's LLMs

        Haven't tried it yet but the GitHub Copilot extension for VSCode also seems to integrate Claude, Gemini and other non-OAI stuff

        • chatmasta 10 hours ago
          They do, and those models are served by Microsoft. You pay a premium per “request” (what that means is not fully clear to me) for certain models. If you use the native chat extension in VSCode for GitHub CoPilot, with Opus model selected, you are not paying Anthropic. This counts against your GitHub Copilot subscription.

          The Claude Code extension for VSCode from Anthropic will use your Claude subscription. But honestly it’s not very good - I use it but only to “open in terminal” (this adds some small quality of life features like awareness it’s in VSC so it opens files in the editor pane next to it).

          • giancarlostoro 10 hours ago
            The best non-Clude Code CLI integration by far has been Zed's and I prefer Zed over what VS Code has become.
  • ampedcast 3 hours ago
    Was copilot branding restricted only to their AI products?
  • triage8004 2 hours ago
    Windows is the harness for Copilot
  • tedk-42 9 hours ago
    Microsoft slowly becoming the IBM of the 21st century.
  • mandeepj 7 hours ago
    It's not a product, but enablement or a feature! Just like a 'Pro' label :-)
  • claaams 11 hours ago
    No one can ruin microslops branding better than microslop.
  • EvanAnderson 11 hours ago
    Microsoft is uniquely unable to name / brand anything sensibly:

    "Outlook" / "Outlook Web Access" / "Outlook Web App" / "Outlook.com" / "new Outlook for Windows" / "Outlook (classic)"

    .NET: .NET Framework. ASP.NET. .NET Core. Windows .NET Server. Ugh...)

    The love of the term "Explorer": "Internet Explorer" / "Windows Explorer" / "File Explorer" / "MSN Explorer"

    Similarly is the love of "Defender": "Windows Defender" / "Microsoft Defender" / "Windows Defender Antivirus" / "Windows Firewall" / "Windows Defender Firewall" / "Microsoft AntiSpyware" / "Microsoft Security Essentials" / "System Center Endpoint Protection"

    "Messenger" was a term they loved: "MSN Messenger" / "Windows Messenger" / "Windows Live Messenger" (which also evokes the whole "Windows Live" series of products)

    Windows 95 shipped with an email client called "Exchange" that could be used peer-to-peer (using a filesystem-based "Microsoft Mail Postoffice"), but there was also the email server platform "Exchange"

    "Microsoft Teams" / "New Microsoft Teams" / "Microsoft Teams for Business"

    "Microsoft FrontPage" / "Site Server" / "Site Server Commerce Edition" / "Office Server" / "SharePoint Portal Server" / "Windows SharePoint Services" / "Microsoft Office SharePoint Server" / "SharePoint Foundation" / "SharePoint Server" / "SharePoint Standard" / "SharePoint Enterprise" / "SharePoint Online" / "SharePoint Designer"

    "Office Communicator" / "Microsoft Lync" / "Skype for Business" / "Skype" / "Skype for Business Online" / "Skype for Business for Microsoft 365"

    Fairly guffaw-inducing branding, to me, was removing the Remote Desktop Client app and introducing something called "Windows App".

    The old "System Management Server" became "System Center" and its family of products.

    There's the whole accounting software / ERP world, too:

    "Great Plains" / "Dynamics GP" / "Navision" / "Dynamics NAV" / "Solomon" / "Dynamics SL" / "Axapta" / "Dynamics AX" / "Dynamics 365" / "Dynamics 365 for Finance and Operations" / "Dynamics 365 Business Central"

    (For most guffaws induced, though, there's the Windows 98-era "Critical Update Notification Tool"[0])

    [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Update#Critical_Update...

    • reincarnate0x14 10 hours ago
      My "callsign" at work for many, many years was a result of the entire C-suite hearing me laughing about Microsoft Critical Update Notification Tool and sending a manager down to figure what the hell was going on in the test lab.
    • NeutralCrane 9 hours ago
      Their Xbox consoles have also uniquely terrible naming:

      “Xbox” / “Xbox 360” / “Xbox One” / “Xbox One X” / “Xbox Series S” / “Xbox Series X”

      • Anamon 57 minutes ago
        I forgot about that one.

        What should we call our third product? -- One. -- Brilliant!

        What should we call the fourth product in the series? -- Series. -- Brilliant!

    • ValentineC 11 hours ago
      > "Messenger" was a term they loved: "MSN Messenger" / "Windows Messenger" / "Windows Live Messenger" (which also evokes the whole "Windows Live" series of products)

      I thought this was the same app/protocol, only more enshittified as time went by.

    • walrus01 10 hours ago
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  • 2OEH8eoCRo0 11 hours ago
    It sucks they got rid of Cortana. The thought of being Master Chief with a Cortana of your own sounds badass.
  • Razengan 12 hours ago
    It's MSN, Plus, Live, Surface, 365 all over again
    • function_seven 11 hours ago
      I’m waiting for .Net Copilot with integration to Passport.
      • xfactorial 10 hours ago
        Kid: you are playing with forces of nature you cannot comprehend :-)

        That being said: I would love someone from Marketing and Branding to explain me this “Copilot everywhere” because it is unintelligible (unless they want to dilute it through over exposure).

    • darkwater 11 hours ago
      I wonder if they have more or less the same marketing team over all these years or now it's just part of the mindset.
    • frankzander 11 hours ago
      But beware if someone say to them Microslop ... they don't like it if someone other make up new names :-)
      • zdragnar 11 hours ago
        Is it unreasonable to not appreciate an insult?
    • RGamma 11 hours ago
      Fabric is the one place for all your data!
  • ChicagoDave 8 hours ago
    If this isn’t an indictment of MS management (pun intended), I don’t know what is.
  • bmenrigh 7 hours ago
    Reminds me of around 2002 when MS slapped “.Net” onto everything.
  • stephenlf 12 hours ago
    Microsoft yearns for the flight simulator.
  • mirekrusin 11 hours ago
    They should have called it Micro.
  • booleandilemma 3 hours ago
    I don't understand, usually Microsoft is so good at naming things!
  • shireboy 11 hours ago
    I get that it's annoying, but also don't know what else one would do? "FooPilot is our Office AI toolset, BarWonk is our code assist tool"? There are also a lot of Claudes and GPTs. Naming things is hard.
    • Gigachad 10 hours ago
      They could start by not renaming Microsoft Office and laptops as copilot.
      • Ukv 5 hours ago
        > start by not renaming Microsoft Office

        To my understanding, Office (or "Microsoft 365") itself becoming "Copilot" was just confused messaging about the "Office Hub" app/shortcut being repurposed.

    • BenFranklin100 10 hours ago
      The problem is not annoyance. The problem is confusion.

      One should aim for clarity.

      FooPilot, Barwonk, etc.. would actually be a vast improvement.

  • faragon 28 minutes ago
    "All your Copilot are belong to us"
  • Traubenfuchs 9 hours ago
    How many of those are used regularly by more than 0.1% users?
  • jaffa2 11 hours ago
    Isn’t it just their AI llm thing?
    • Rebelgecko 11 hours ago
      I thought that was Cortana? Copilot is the new keyboard button, kinda like the Windows key
    • ezfe 11 hours ago
      Copilot is a brand that refers to a variety of products
    • saint_yossarian 9 hours ago
      Yes but which one?
  • ilovecake1984 3 hours ago
    It’s terrible, because a lot of the thing named copilot are not very good, which poisons the brand.
  • yieldcrv 10 hours ago
    The real question is how many products could AWS call the same thing

    two extremes at play here. A single brand name masquarading as the same product, versus a hundred brand names that don’t tell you a thing about what the product is

    Kind of why I’m fond of GCP now. Just name it what it is

  • ChrisArchitect 11 hours ago
    Related/same discussion:

    What Is Copilot Exactly?

    https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47603231

  • paulddraper 6 hours ago
    > A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t

    It means Microsoft AI.

    Hope that helps!

  • BikeRanger 8 hours ago
    We just call it Cope. Azure Cope. GitHub Cope. SharePoint Cope. Etc.
  • rdsubhas 10 hours ago
    Blame brain dead product managers who merely want to hoist their poor quality yearly performance review slop on something existing that carries SEO/SEM value.

    Most of the time, these piggy backers only pull down the value of what they're riding on.

  • KnuthIsGod 4 hours ago
    Slop-Pilot for Copilot.

    One could argue that it is an oxymoron.

  • walrus01 10 hours ago
    This is what happens when you have some sort of top-down directive from the C-level people to put "AI" in everything, and dozens of department/project managers who all have their own fiefdoms
  • Handy-Man 11 hours ago
    It's just one brand: Copilot
  • senectus1 5 hours ago
    approximately the same number of products they have called "surface"
  • sublinear 11 hours ago
    > .. the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things. Apps, features, platforms, a keyboard key, an entire category of laptops - and a tool for building more Copilots. All named ‘Copilot’.

    Right, so then it's not a "product", or even a range of "products".

    It's a brand name and inherently pointless to map out. It doesn't even have to involve any "AI" to be given the branding. All that matters is it's a thing they have, new or old, that they'd like to push people towards.

  • xyst 5 hours ago
    Microslop trying really hard to shove copilot shite down our throats
  • throwaway87543 11 hours ago
    Okay. But how many products have Gemini or Claude in the name?
  • 1a527dd5 10 hours ago
    Ignoring the disaster that is their branding/naming.

    Copilot is _amazing_. Everyone is hyping about Claude, but I'm way more productive with the copilot cli. The copilot cloud agent is great, and copilot code review is great (we also tried the new very expensive claude code review - it was slow and expensive).

    Forget that it's Microsoft, forget that everything is Copilot and go and give it a shot.

    • quantummagic 10 hours ago
      > Copilot is _amazing_.

      Do you mean Github Copilot? If not, which Copilot are you recommending? Can you give a link to where it can be purchased or trialed?

      I'm genuinely interested in trying out whatever you're recommending; but it highlights the problem, that I literally don't know what you're actually referencing.

    • ex-aws-dude 6 hours ago
      I find a lot of devs I’ve worked with don’t even know about copilot CLI and just think copilot is the VS plugin

      Due to microsoft’s confusing naming

    • karlitooo 10 hours ago
      maybe a different thing but trying to work with copilot as part of the microsoft apps (e.g. automation flows) feels like it has zero reasoning ability, just says the same thing over and over like a chatbot rather than LLM.
    • altern8 10 hours ago
      Nice try, Nadella!
    • phyzome 6 hours ago
      At work, they gave everyone a GitHub Copilot license whether they wanted one or not, which meant it started spewing nonsense on all our PRs. (I had them remove my license again.)

      I don't use LLMs, but a coworker who does said that Copilot was one of the worst of the lot.

      • Anamon 1 hour ago
        I find the differences between the CLIs pretty minor. GitHub and Kiro are the only ones allowed at my job, and GitHub is fine.

        What many people who don't use the GitHub Copilot CLI don't seem to be aware of is that it's not limited to GPT models. I mostly use it with Gemini and Opus, for instance.

    • fortran77 9 hours ago
      I don't know if you're kidding, but I agree with you. I use the Copilot CLI in VS Code and Visual Studio and it works better than anything else. I do use Claude models with it....
    • brcmthrowaway 10 hours ago
      How much is it?