Nine-Inch Snails

(theatlantic.com)

104 points | by zdw 17 hours ago

19 comments

  • 3RTB297 9 hours ago
    I know people don't want to hear it, but when cooked correctly, wild-caught African land snails are actually delicious. They do take some work to scrub the foot pad, and you want to cook them for a long time to both soften them up, and obviously to ensure there's no parasites left. But in a Ghanaian spinach soup - amazing.

    I say wild caught, because farmed snails are fed wilted lettuce, and taste like wilted, rotten lettuce.

    • MrDrMcCoy 6 hours ago
      Good flavor I can buy, but the last time I tried snails it was the texture that had me gagging.
      • 10729287 5 hours ago
        To be honest most of us French only love it for the garlic butter we serve them with.
        • williamdclt 4 hours ago
          That's kind of why I don't really like french snails: it's mostly about the butter, and I don't find eating a chunk of butter to be a pleasant experience really! Give me garlic butter on bread any day instead

          It's not the only way the french eat snails though, in the south it's eaten in a tomato sauce (catalan-style as they call it, so probs not just a french thing)

        • fhdkweig 2 hours ago
          Americans eat lobster for the same reason. It was considered trash food until we discovered garlic butter.

          https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=was+lobster+considered+peas...

          • rickydroll 53 minutes ago
            I still consider it trash food. I have a firm policy of not eating any seafood that wears its skeleton on the outside.
        • kergonath 1 hour ago
          French escargots are smaller. I can see how the texture would be off-putting in a snail that’s about ten times as big.
          • 10729287 51 minutes ago
            Whelks come to my mind. I like them with ton of mayonnaise but it’s hit or miss. When I get it out of its shell, if it’s take too much time to see it unfold completely, I know I won’t have a pleasant time. You never know what you’ll get with them. Snails are more predictable.
  • tambeb 14 hours ago
  • whilenot-dev 6 hours ago
    OT, but giant African snails love to eat colored paper, and since their body won't absorb the pigments, they'll produce colorful excrements which can be used as experimental material: https://dornob.com/bright-blue-snail-poo-excrement-used-to-m...
  • wilbo 10 hours ago
    The article only briefly mentions the horrors of rat lungworm, but if you live in a warm, tropical climate where this is prevalent (Hawaii, increasingly Florida) you really want to avoid it.

    Apparently there is some evidence that people born in regions where it is more prevalent have some natural resistance.

    The main way to get it is accidentally ingesting an infected slug on raw produce, like leafy greens.

    Here's a podcast on this parasite, what's known about it and how to avoid it: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-daniel-and-kellys-extraor...

  • zem 15 hours ago
    I remember when those snails invaded bombay in the 80s. saw one or two, and then they were suddenly everywhere. it was amazing how fast it happened.
  • dspillett 1 hour ago
    https://archive.is/CPsFp - to view without individually unchecking 1249 “legitimate interests in stalking you around the Hinterwebs” flags…
  • codedokode 14 hours ago
    Small snails look cute but 8-inch snail sounds a bit scary. Also how do they avoid being eaten by predators if they are slow and vulnerable?

    Also I recently saw small slugs which were crawling on the sidewalk along with worms who get to the surface after rain. I wonder what those slugs were planning to do given its middle of October and temperature is merely 10°C (50F)?

    • pixl97 13 hours ago
      Some things eat them like opossum and foxes, but the snails spread bad parasites so animals might learn to avoid them.

      They can fertilize themselves so you only need one. And they lay 1600 or so eggs a year in batches of around 200.

      They are breeding machines.

    • kergonath 1 hour ago
      > Also how do they avoid being eaten by predators if they are slow and vulnerable?

      They mostly don’t. They just breed fast enough to compensate.

    • PeterHolzwarth 14 hours ago
      "but 8-inch snail sounds a bit scary"

      Avoid Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.

      • planckscnst 10 hours ago
        I've lived in Seattle for 12 years and have never seen a slug here let alone a large one. I have seen those sidewalk worms after the rain, though
      • derektank 8 hours ago
        Banana slugs are long but not particularly large. Also, you only rarely see them in cities
    • fermentation 9 hours ago
      These giant snails are actually also really cute
  • karim79 14 hours ago
    My personal favourite parasite is the human botfly:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermatobia_hominis

    This bastard is a fascinating one. I mean there are others, but this one is close to my heart.

    • throwup238 10 hours ago
      I recommend reading accounts of traveling through the Amazon, like The Lost City of Z. The number of pests in rainforests that do horrifying things to the human body is astounding and the botflies are only one of them. Makes me thankful for modern conveniences like pure DEET.
      • karim79 22 minutes ago
        I just searched that and it looks great! Will check it out, thank you.
    • duskwuff 10 hours ago
      > this one is close to my heart.

      That sounds dangerous - you should probably see a doctor. ;)

      • karim79 24 minutes ago
        Hahaha I knew someone would drop this pun.
  • xyxc 5 hours ago
    My favourite band.
  • ai_critic 15 hours ago
    > The snails, which actually grow to about eight inches in length, but can stretch—if nothing else, for headline-writing purposes—to nine inches, have worried Florida authorities since 1969.

    Delightfully self-aware.

  • soupfordummies 15 hours ago
    Excellent headline and graphic
    • zahlman 14 hours ago
      Closer (just give me a few hours to get there)
    • sellmesoap 11 hours ago
      Fragile, and further down the spiral, sounds like snail attributes all along. I recommend the mollusk by ween while we're on the subject.
    • adzm 11 hours ago
      Happiness in slithering
    • sublinear 15 hours ago
      my whole existence is flan
    • teeray 14 hours ago
      Terrible Slime
  • __s 2 hours ago
    > giant African land snails

    Brings back memories of Africanized bees

  • WarOnPrivacy 10 hours ago
    A FL county just north of Tampa has been dealing with GALS for a few years https://www.cityofnewportrichey.org/Departments/Public-Works...
  • hypfer 10 hours ago
    Topic itself aside, that is some fantastic writing. A joy to read and a genuine value proposition.

    That is what journalism worth its paywall looks like.

  • chasil 8 hours ago
  • skipkey 13 hours ago
    The salt river northeast of Phoenix has been infested with apple snails from central america - they get up to 6" or so. The forest service regularly runs events where people in kayaks and on paddle boards help clear that section of river of the clumps of eggs.
    • ButlerianJihad 13 hours ago
      I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home; they're not much bigger than two meters!
  • walrus01 14 hours ago
    We should get Trent Reznor's opinion on these.
    • anticorporate 1 hour ago
      I just imagine a field of giant snails approaching me at a glacial pace, all loudly singing "Bow down before the one you serve. You're going to get what you deserve." Nightmare fuel.
  • giardini 14 hours ago
    paywall.
    • chihuahua 12 hours ago
      One of the world's most 1EET H4X0R5, who hasn't left his parents' basement in 10 years and is rumored to be the operator of 5chan, told me that you can use archive.is to circumvent most paywalls, including that of The Atlantic.
      • ggm 12 hours ago
        Or, and don't take my word for it, ask Abraham Lincoln, who told me to try "reader mode" in Firefox.
        • doginasuit 2 hours ago
          Abraham Lincoln's recommendation didn't work for me, reader mode shows the abbreviated text.
        • masfuerte 4 hours ago
          Or disable JS. I didn't know The Atlantic had a paywall.